A hilarious, heartfelt adventure about a lonely kid, a screaming gummy bear, and the strangest friendship you'll ever read. For fans of Roald Dahl and Diary of a Wimpy Kid.
A labor of love from a 9-year-old with a big imagination and an even bigger story to tell.
Nine-year-old Sam is the invisible middle child in a family of six kids. His parents think he's turning two (again). His siblings are too busy with fireworks hoarding, robot dolphin novels, candy sculptures, and endless texting to notice he exists.
When Sam discovers a mysterious old book in the back of the school library, he creates something that shouldn't be possible: a living, talking, completely unreasonable gummy bear who wants only one thing — to be eaten.
But Sam didn't bring Gummy Bear to life just to chew him up. He wanted a friend.
What follows is a year of absolute chaos — from a hijacked school bus to a Fourth of July fireworks disaster, from a near-fatal encounter with strawberry acid to an elaborate pie-based revenge plot. Along the way, Sam must keep Gummy Bear's existence a secret, survive his candy-obsessed little sister's crafting experiments, and dodge scheme after ridiculous scheme.
But as the months pass, something unexpected happens. Between the disasters and the dreaded Jar of Misery, Sam and Gummy Bear might actually be becoming... friends.
If only Gummy Bear would stop hiding in the birthday cake.
The chaos continues. And this time, there's two of them.
Just when Sam thought life was finally back to normal, Gummy Bear returns — emerging from somewhere we shall never speak of again. And he's brought company.
Meet Sugar — a shy, philosophical yellow gummy bear who Gummy Bear secretly brought to life. She's quiet. She's thoughtful. She's absolutely terrified of praying mantises.
Together, they'll build a Candy Tank, survive RAD's robot dolphin novel reading, and cause twice the chaos — all while Sam tries desperately to keep not one, but two gummy bears secret.
The Jar of Misery is back. And it's going to need to be bigger.
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Support a 9-year-old author and his labor of love. Two books. Two gummy bears. Zero boring parts — just chaos, friendship, and candy-based weaponry.