Book One of The Chronicles of Gummy Bear

Gummy Bear.

When Sam wished for a friend, he didn't expect it to scream "EAT ME!"

A hilarious, heartfelt adventure about a lonely kid, a screaming gummy bear, and the strangest friendship you'll ever read. For fans of Roald Dahl and Diary of a Wimpy Kid.

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"EAT ME!"
Gummy Bear book cover illustration — a screaming red gummy bear by Teddy Hanna
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Book One

The Book.

A labor of love from a 9-year-old with a big imagination and an even bigger story to tell.

Gummy Bear
Book One of the Chronicles of Gummy Bear

Nine-year-old Sam is the invisible middle child in a family of six kids. His parents think he's turning two (again). His siblings are too busy with fireworks hoarding, robot dolphin novels, candy sculptures, and endless texting to notice he exists.

"EAT ME!" Gummy Bear screams. "That's my PURPOSE!"

When Sam discovers a mysterious old book in the back of the school library, he creates something that shouldn't be possible: a living, talking, completely unreasonable gummy bear who wants only one thing — to be eaten.

But Sam didn't bring Gummy Bear to life just to chew him up. He wanted a friend.

What follows is a year of absolute chaos — from a hijacked school bus to a Fourth of July fireworks disaster, from a near-fatal encounter with strawberry acid to an elaborate pie-based revenge plot. Along the way, Sam must keep Gummy Bear's existence a secret, survive his candy-obsessed little sister's crafting experiments, and dodge scheme after ridiculous scheme.

But as the months pass, something unexpected happens. Between the disasters and the dreaded Jar of Misery, Sam and Gummy Bear might actually be becoming... friends.

If only Gummy Bear would stop hiding in the birthday cake.

"That's my
PURPOSE!"
— Gummy Bear, approximately 400 times

Perfect For

Readers ages 7–12 who love laugh-out-loud stories about unlikely friendships and big feelings

If You Like

Roald Dahl Diary of a Wimpy Kid Captain Underpants

What's Inside

Original illustrations that bring the chaos to life — plus a story packed with heart, humor, and one very persistent gummy bear.

Series

Book One of the Chronicles of Gummy Bear. More screaming bears on the way.

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Book Two — Now Available

Gummy Bear and Sugar.

The chaos continues. And this time, there's two of them.

Gummy Bear and Sugar
Book Two of The Chronicles of Gummy Bear

Just when Sam thought life was finally back to normal, Gummy Bear returns — emerging from somewhere we shall never speak of again. And he's brought company.

"The meaning of life is to live it. Not to be eaten."

Meet Sugar — a shy, philosophical yellow gummy bear who Gummy Bear secretly brought to life. She's quiet. She's thoughtful. She's absolutely terrified of praying mantises.

Together, they'll build a Candy Tank, survive RAD's robot dolphin novel reading, and cause twice the chaos — all while Sam tries desperately to keep not one, but two gummy bears secret.

The Jar of Misery is back. And it's going to need to be bigger.

"Ahhh...
Yeahhh."
— Sugar's answer to everything

What's New

A new gummy bear. A Candy Tank. RAD's entire novel read aloud. Double the chaos.

The Series

Book Two of The Chronicles of Gummy Bear. More books coming soon.

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The Creator

Meet Teddy.

Teddy Hanna, 9-year-old author, holding his book Gummy Bear
Age 9

Teddy Hanna

Author · Age 9

Teddy is a 9-year-old author who decided the world needed a book about a gummy bear that screams "EAT ME!" at every possible opportunity. He was right. So he wrote another one.

The Chronicles of Gummy Bear started as an idea Teddy couldn't stop talking about. Now it's two published novels with original illustrations, a shy yellow gummy bear named Sugar, and a Candy Tank that fires candy corn. The kind of chaos only a kid could dream up.

When he's not writing about screaming candy, Teddy is probably thinking about writing about screaming candy.

Published at age 9
Two books and counting
Full-time imaginator
More books coming
Something New

Teddy's Book Workshop.

Want to write your own book? Teddy's Book Workshop helps kids (and grown-ups) create their own stories — with a little help from the same tools Teddy used.

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Gummy Bear by Teddy Hanna — out now

Support a 9-year-old author and his labor of love. Two books. Two gummy bears. Zero boring parts — just chaos, friendship, and candy-based weaponry.

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